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Fun With Jell-O ...and Jello Dancers With Bodies Like Slinkies

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Certainly you've heard it...
That 'wiggle song" that plays every time a Jello commercial airs on TV.

Sit back and enjoy the wiggle.


Here are the words:
You need an invite to the soiree.
You need a tu-tu to do ballet.
You need Latin to to seize the day.
But anyone can wiggle.

You need a license to drive a car.
You need lessons to play guitar.
You need a permit to do just about anything.
But anyone at anytime can wiggle.

Wiggle while your wrigglin' free. Gonna giggle.
While you jiggle in a wigglin' spree. Wiggle
Wiggle if your wrigglin' free. Gonna giggle.
While you jiggle in a wrigglin' spree. Wiggle."

What I want to know is: Where are the dancers??? (You know, those slim-figured multi-talented contortionists who appear at the end of each Jello commercial.)





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