...all that popcorn stuck in between your teeth!

Right???

Fortunately, I invented this -- a toothpick /slash/ flosser attached to bags of popcorn in movie theaters.

[Turns out the folks at Den-Tek beat me to the patent office, though.]

I've been telling Jim for years that dental floss should somehow be built into the popcorn bags at movie theaters.

Why? For a couple of reasons...

• If you're going anywhere but home after the movie, then you really don't want to have popcorn stuck between your teeth!
• If you're obsessive-compulsive when it comes to things lodged between the tight spaces in your teeth (like Jim is), then you need something handy to help you dislodge the irritant on the spot.