Snoop Dogg Has A 12-inch Hotdog
That's right, folks.
Snoop Doggy Dogg has moved on from his own line of clothing ("Snoop Dogg Clothing") to his own brand of processed meat. They're called "Snoop Doggs".
While I haven't seen it in stores yet, word is, his is a footlong bun-length dog(g).
Sing it with me, won't you?...
My hot dog has a first name
It's S-N-O-O-P
My hot dog has a second name
It's Deee-O-G-G
Oh I love to eat 'em every day
And if you ask me why I'll say
Cuz only Snoop Dogg knows the way to make a hot dog the right way!

Awe, c'mon now... drop it like it's hot!
(...Truthfully, I like this song, but after checking out the lyrics, I realize that I didn't have a clue as to what he was really saying!)
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